Review in a Hurry: This alleged documentary about a year in the life of Joaquin Phoenix is either a nightmarish depiction of a mid-meltdown narcissist, or a brilliantly deadpan put-on to make the...
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Review: Lohan! De Niro! Beheadings! Machete!
Review in a Hurry: Badass character actor Danny Trejo finally gets to topline an action movie courtesy of his pal Robert Rodriguez. And, to be kind, let's just say we find out why he's...
Review: The American Basically a George Clooney Coffee-Table Book
Review in a Hurry: If you like beautifully composed, static shots of George Clooney being kinda quiet in Italy, this is your movie. If you were hoping for much else, it ain't. The...
Review: The Last Exorcism’s Comedy-Horror Schizm
Review in a Hurry: A nasty spirit may (or may not) be causing all sorts of schizophrenic mayhem on numerous Linda Blair wannabes. But producer Eli Roth's The Last Exorcism doesn't...
Review: Piranha 3D Is Campy, Bloody, Horny Fun
Review in a Hurry: A cast of familiar faces dives headfirst into waters infested with prehistoric predators and screaming coeds. And it's Elisabeth Shue and Ving Rhames to the rescue in this...
Review: The Switch Better Than Most Bad Jennifer Aniston Movies
Review in a Hurry: For a movie that's supposed to be filled with sympathetic, lonely people, it's tough to care whether Wally (Jason Bateman) and Kassie (Jennifer Aniston) hook up in the...
Review: Vampires Suck Even Worse Than Twilight
Review in a Hurry: From the comic "geniuses" who gave us Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans...'Nuff said? Now writer-directors Jason Friedberg & Aaron...
Review: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Totally Geeky, Totally Kick Ass
Review in a Hurry: A fun, frenetic, video-game-flavored comedy that racks up the bonus points through a snappy script, savvy casting and smart use of pop references that only occasionally go too...
Review: Eat Pray Love? More Like Sit Stare Yawn
Review in a Hurry: There are fanatics of Elizabeth Gilbert's bestseller who are going to love this Julia Roberts movie no matter what. When, in fact, most of what made the book connect with so...
Review: The Other Guys So Funny It Should Get Arrested! For Being Funny!
Review in a Hurry: Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg milk dry their default movie personas, but it's all part of the joke—and what a great joke it is. Sending up by-the-books buddy cop...